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    Stupid questions with smart amswers

    مُساهمة  Mr. Mag في الخميس فبراير 10, 2011 9:54 am

    BOY : May I hold your hand
    GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy




    GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me
    BOY : You love me


    GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring
    BOY : Sure, what's your phone number


    GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest
    BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple


    GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever
    BOY : Don't you ever want to improve


    BOY : I love you and I could die for you
    GIRL : How soon


    BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you
    GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there


    SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss
    TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his
    mouth


    MAN : You remind me of the sea
    WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting
    MAN : NO, because you make me sick


    WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other
    HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth


    MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter
    PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly


    Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else"
    Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday"


    Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon"
    Pupil : "The moon"
    Teacher : "Why"
    Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it"


    Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested"
    Pupil : "A teacher"


    Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black"
    Customer : "What other colors do you have


    Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot "
    Sam : "It's a family tradition"
    Teacher : "What do you mean"
    Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher"
    Teacher : "What about your mother"
    Sam : "She's a woman"


    Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed"
    David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated"


    Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing"
    Student : "Brotherly love"


    Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating"
    Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good ********************"


    Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor"
    Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died"


    Teacher : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE"
    One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time"


    Teacher : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him "
    One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand"

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