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    مُساهمة  Mr. Mag في الخميس فبراير 10, 2011 10:26 am

    CIGARETTE

    A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!


    MARRIAGE

    It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master


    LECTURE

    An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students
    without passing through the minds of either



    COMPROMISE

    The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece


    TEARS:
    The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!


    DICTIONARY

    A place where divorce comes before marriage



    CONFERENCE ROOM

    A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later
    on


    ECSTASY

    A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before


    CLASSIC

    A book which people praise, but never read


    SMILE

    A curve that can set a lot of things straight!


    OFFICE

    A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life


    YAWN

    The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth



    ETC

    A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do



    COMMITTEE

    Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done
    together


    EXPERIENCE


    The name men give to their Mistakes


    ATOM BOMB

    An invention to bring an end to all inventions


    PHILOSOPHER

    A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead



    DIPLOMAT:

    A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip



    OPPORTUNIST

    A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river


    OPTIMIST

    A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"



    PESSIMIST

    A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY


    MISER

    A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!


    FATHER

    A banker provided by nature

    CRIMINAL

    A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught


    BOSS

    Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early


    POLITICIAN

    One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later


    DOCTOR

    A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you

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