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    Facts & definitions

    مُساهمة  Mr. Mag في الخميس أبريل 15, 2010 12:07 pm


    School:A place where Papa pays
    and Son plays.



    Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all
    your life so that you can die Rich.


    Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.


    Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.



    Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.



    Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without
    passing through 'the minds of either'



    Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.



    Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.


    Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.


    Conference Room: A place where everybody talks,
    nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.


    Father: A banker provided by nature.


    Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.


    Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.


    Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.


    Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.


    Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.


    Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.



    Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.



    Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.



    Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.


    Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.


    Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life,
    to be wise after death


    عدل سابقا من قبل Mr. Mag في الخميس مايو 20, 2010 10:43 am عدل 2 مرات

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    مُساهمة  Mr. Mag في الخميس مايو 20, 2010 10:39 am

    Criminal:
    A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

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